Assurance Policy
I’ve taken out an assurance policy.
It cost me my life, but
the after death benefits are divine.
The plan promises abundant
life on earth.
There is no fine print,
I can count on provision
no matter my circumstances.
I don’t have to haggle with the
Agent, though sometimes I do ask
for clarification.
Everything is covered:
- Floods
- Calamity
- Loss
- Marriage
- Kids
- Death
My assurance agent
Is available 24 hours a day and backs claims
in writing.
He’s really poured out his blood and sweat into
this policy.
He has been in business for eternity,
His love gives peace of mind
And confidence.
I can walk this earth
no longer chained to fear.